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[[I kind of don't want to go in...]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1945/44802284044_1964e599f9_o.png" />What should I do?
[[go inside]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1945/44802284044_1964e599f9_o.png" />Brrr, it's kind of cold in here.
[[approach the desk]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1944/44802284244_d6c763d2f1_o.png" /><img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />
[["Hello."]]Hi. Here's your paperwork.
[[find a seat.]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />Okay let's do this.
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1979/44802283924_651be329e6_o.png" />
Name: <<textbox "$name" "">>
Cause of Death: <<textbox "$cod" "">>
Age: <<textbox "$age" "">>
All done, time to [[bring it back to the desk clerk]].Okay $name, let's see what you got here. Okay, age $age, cause of death $cod, okay, [[mmhmm...]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />I'm sorry, $name. All your information seems to be good here, but I'm afraid I can't let you beyond yet.
[["What the hell do you mean? What did I do wrong?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />I'm afraid you were too much of an asshole, $name. I'll have to send you back. Try not to be an asshole this time.
[["What?! Don't send me back, please! I hate this place!"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />Well $name just be less of an asshole next time! Don't worry, you'll get it. Just talk to your fellow humans and you'll do just fine.
[[Bye-bye now!]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />[[I kind of don't want to go in...|Part2]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1945/44802284044_1964e599f9_o.png"/>
What should I do?
[[go inside|Inside2]]
[[walk around]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1945/44802284044_1964e599f9_o.png"/>Hey there's a guy out here!
[[Lemme see what they're up to]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1919/44802284634_c222b0b04e_o.png"/>It's locked. Shit, how am I supposed to get out of here?
[[walk around]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1945/44802284044_1964e599f9_o.png"/>Stay away from me!
[["Hey relax, I just want to talk."]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1949/44802284524_ff7673cc25_o.png"/>That's what they all say, $name! But everyone wants something from you, EVERYONE!
[["How do you know my name?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1949/44802284524_ff7673cc25_o.png"/>You see $name, those people inside, they're fuckin' snakes, YOU HEAR ME!? SNNNNNAAAAAKESSSS! I would DIE before talking to a single one of them! They bore you with their sob stories, make you try to feel feelings for them, BUT THEY REALLY JUST WANT YOUR SOUL! Your MONEY! Your ATTENTION! Your LOVE and AFFECTION! Your RESOURCEEESSS! But not me, no-no, I stay clear from the lot of 'em!
[["What are you doing out here?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1949/44802284524_ff7673cc25_o.png"/>Waiting for eternity for a bus that never comes.
[["Ah, got it. I think I'm gonna try the door again."]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1949/44802284524_ff7673cc25_o.png"/>BEWARE OF INTIMACY!
[["You're a wise person, thank you for your advice."|Listen to them, and be wary of intimacy]]
[[Don't listen to them, don't be wary of intimacy]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1949/44802284524_ff7673cc25_o.png"/>Hell yeah I'm wise! Now don't talk to anyone! THEY WANT YOUR SOUL AND RESOURCEESSSS!!!
[[go try the door again]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1949/44802284524_ff7673cc25_o.png"/>[[go try the door again|GoodDoor]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1945/44802284044_1964e599f9_o.png" />[[Oh damn, it's open!]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1945/44802284044_1964e599f9_o.png" />"/>Brrr, it's kind of cold in here.
[[approach the desk|BadDesk]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1944/44802284244_d6c763d2f1_o.png"/><img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />
[["Hello."|HelloBad]]I'm not even gonna let you finish. Get the hell back there, $name.
[["What?! Back where? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAAAAAaaaaaaameeee..."|Bye-bye now!]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />[[Oh nice, it's open!]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1944/44802284244_d6c763d2f1_o.png" />Brr, it's a little chilly in here.
[[approach the desk|GoodDesk]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />Hello again, $name! How are you?
[["I'm well... how do you know my name?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />Eh, lucky guess. Here, fill out the sheet and bring it back to me, and I'll get you processed.
And FIND A SEAT! Gotta keep the desk area clear.
[[Okay, got it|GoodSeatChoice]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />Where should I sit?
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1924/44802283724_786b1e0c0c_o.png" />
[[sit on the left]]
[[sit on the right]]The second your ass hits the seat, someone POPS up from right behind you! Their smile is outrageously large, and you can tell their teeth are clenched incredibly hard behind it. Their breathing very hard, but their eyes are locked on you. You feel uncomfortable not acknowledging them for any longer, as you’ve just been marveling at the unusual sight before you for a significant amount of time.
[["H-h-hello?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>The second your ass hits the seat, you feel a chill tingling down your spine. You turn around to see a hooded figure is slowly marching towards you. They look older; you can’t see past the shadow cast on their face by their hood.
[[“Hello, who are you?”]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1918/44802283834_bff5f2dc6b_o.png"/>Ah, pay me no mind, young one.
[[“What are you doing here?”]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1918/44802283834_bff5f2dc6b_o.png"/>
Well, if you insist. Just like you, $name, I have reached the end of my life. It was a great life, and I am sad that it has reached a natural end. I have no regrets, no sorrows. I have come to terms with my mishaps, my embarassments, and my mistakes.
[["If you have no issues to resolve in the land of the living, why are you still here?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1918/44802283834_bff5f2dc6b_o.png"/>A good question. My love is still on Earth, and until they return to me, I cannot move on to the beyond.
[["Why let love keep you tethered to this eternal nothingness?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1918/44802283834_bff5f2dc6b_o.png"/>For love. And in this eternal nothingness I will remain until they pass to Purgatory. This is the fate I have chosen, and in my eyes, it's a fine one.
[["I wish they return to you soon."]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1918/44802283834_bff5f2dc6b_o.png"/>Me too, thank you for your kind words. Don't let me delay you from your entrance to the beyond. I noticed you delayed yourself a good bit, but you've learned. That's good.
[["What do you mean?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1918/44802283834_bff5f2dc6b_o.png"/>I've been waiting here a long time, young one. I've seen many people stroll through, all of them exactly like you. You're doing great, you're so close.
[["Close to what?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1918/44802283834_bff5f2dc6b_o.png"/>You will see, young one. Thank you, again, for your kind words.
[["You're welcome."]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1918/44802283834_bff5f2dc6b_o.png"/>What should I do now?
[[sit in the left corner|sit on the left]]
[[fill out my paperwork in the middle]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1924/44802283724_786b1e0c0c_o.png"/>Aha, you were so close, $name. But, you have taken a misstep, albeit a short one. So you will vanish, and reappear. Have no fear though, you won't feel a thing. Just don't be so quick to leave this place, that's how you stick around.
[["What did I do wrong?!"|Bye-bye now!]]<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>
Hello! I am[[...]]<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>
Miserable! [[And you?]]<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>
[["What causes you trouble?"]]Business, $name! So much business! As you can see, I am a Businessperson, and I take that title incredibly seriously! I am stuck here and have things to do, places to go, meetings to prepare for, presentations to masterfully craft! This unscheduled delay has really made a dent in my productivity!
[["Well, how did you get here?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>Death, obviously! And I really must get back, like I said, kites to fly and fish to fry and all that. Geez, I don't remember when I last flew a kite... No matter! I must find a way out of this horrid place!
[["You said you were miserable?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>Yes indeed, $name.
[["How the hell does everyone know my name?"]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>In the short term, I have gotten very little sleep as of late. Long term, I don't remember what grass or sunlight feel like! I am distant from my family and have very few friends.
My business partners, with whom I commit BUSINESS with, hold me in high professional respect. However, this has not given me the fulfillment I yearn for!
All these factors have conspired in me becoming absolutely miserable! And to remedy this, I must return to my business responsibilities!
[["I don't think that's an option."]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>Nonsense, I will have a word with the manager of this establishment. I've been waiting very patiently for them to come out here, but I'm sure they will arrive to hear my grievances soon.
Thank you, $name, for listening to my gripes, and although sharing my personal troubles with another attentive human has given me joy, you have no power to change my circumstances, and therefore your attention has become useless to me! Farewell, [[$name!]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/>Aaaaaand they're gone. Hope they realize they're not getting to their "business" anytime [[soon.]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1916/45527806321_31a60420cb_o.png"/><img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1924/44802283724_786b1e0c0c_o.png"/>
I should probably get to [[filling out this sheet.]]The middle seat, perfect for silently [[filling out information on a clipboard.]]
<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1963/44802284344_28541d3f31_o.png"/><img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1979/44802283924_651be329e6_o.png" />
Name: <<textbox "$name" "">>
Cause of Death: <<textbox "$cod" "">>
Age: <<textbox "$age" "">>
[[Finally, done.]]<img src="https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1903/44802284114_e2d119cdd6_o.png" />
$name, you have finished your trials in Purgatory. It has taken you all the time that exists in the universe.
It has taken you many iterations, many lives lived, but most importantly, many interactions had. This is the end of your trial. [[Welcome to the beyond.]]THANK YOU FOR PLAYING