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<<nobr>>\n<link href='https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Trade+Winds' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'><<set $firstPartPlace = either("Shef","Brigh"\n,"Birming","Man","Ply"\n,"Mil"\n,"Kings"\n,"Queens"\n,"Brad"\n,"Liver"\n,"Hartle"\n,"Lei"\n,"Covent"\n,"Wake"\n,"En"\n,"New"\n,"Brom"\n,"Dud"\n,"Notting"\n,"Don"\n,"Bolt"\n,"Wolverhamp"\n,"Der"\n,"Barns"\n,"Bex"\n,"Old"\n,"Traf"\n,"Isling"\n,"Lu"\n,"Roch"\n,"Calder"\n,"Ports"\n,"Mer"\n,"Sut"\n,"Bourne"\n,"Dagen"\n,"Peter"\n,"Col"\n,"Basil"\n,"Ful"\n,"Maiden"\n,"Guild"\n,"High"\n,"Lady"\n,"Wy"\n,"Thur"\n,"Harro"\n,"Ox"\n,"Cam"\n,"Woking"\n,"Brain"\n,"Nor"\n,"Sand"\n,"War")>>\n\n<<set $secondPartPlace = either("wood"\n,"set"\n,"wick"\n,"tree"\n,"burn"\n,"wich"\n,"hunt"\n,"sea"\n,"den"\n,"well"\n,"don"\n,"bury"\n,"mede"\n,"port"\n,"wold"\n,"worth"\n,"borough"\n,"dale"\n,"by"\n,"caster"\n,"ley"\n,"ry"\n,"cester"\n,"mouth"\n,"pool"\n,"ford"\n,"wall"\n,"chester"\n,"ham"\n,"ton"\n,"field"\n,"gate"\n,"wood"\n,"moor"\n,"wash"\n,"cliffe"\n,"way"\n,"mere"\n,"folk"\n,"bourne"\n,"grove"\n,"ings"\n,"bergh"\n,"rock"\n,"stone"\n,"combe"\n,"bridge")>>\n\n<<set $placeName = ($firstPartPlace + $secondPartPlace)>>\n\n<<endnobr>><img src="http://i.imgur.com/HmV97Yn.png"><span id="words">\nYou now live in the English city of <<$placeName>>\n<<print '<a href="https://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-url="http://philome.la/MazHem_/englishtweet/play" data-text="I now live in the procedurally generated English city of '+ $placeName +'." data-via="MazHem_" data-size="large">Tweet</a>' >></span>\n<small>[[Again|http://philome.la/MazHem_/englishtweet/play]]</small>\n<img src="http://i.imgur.com/oAzIBGL.jpg">\n\n\n
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