You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
[[Shia Labeouf?]]
[[Shia Labeouf!]]
[[Shia Labeouf.]] You are forced to watch the ending of transformers 2 for eternity.
[[Restart]] You died.
[[Restart]] He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
[[Shia Labeouf :D]]
[[Shia Labeouf??]]
[[Shia Labeouf!!]] He graces you with his magesty and you cry yourself into a coma.
[[Restart]] You begin to question you life and the game is over.
[[Restart]] You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!
[[Run!]] Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
[[Learn more about this man]]
[[Give up]] This is too scary, so you give up.
[[Restart]] Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
[[Lose him]]
[[Let him get you]] Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
you creep silently through the underbrush
[[Look up]]
[[Look down]] You got got
[[Restart]] Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
[[Gnaw off your leg]]
[[Keep quiet]] You have avoided the bear trap and escaped. nice.
[[Restart]] Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the cottage (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside: Shia LaBeouf
[[What's happening?]] With your leg caught in a bear trap, you bleed out.
[[Restart]] Sharpening an axe
But he doesn't hear you enter
[[Sneak Out]]
[[Sneak Attack]] You sneak out of the cabin and alert the athorities. Shia is captured and put into the plane used in Con-Air.
[[Restart]] You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf
[[Here comes the fight]] Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
Stab him in his kidney
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
You limp into the dark woods
blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have won; you have beaten
Shia LaBeouf
[[Surprise!]]Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)
There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do Jis Jitsu
[[The battle continues...]]Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf
[[Remember that bear trap?]]But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
[[BIG FINISH]]You're chopping his head now
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf
[[Safe at last]]His head Topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf