Welcome to the shop! You have <<print $twookie>> twookies to spend.\n\nFor <<print 5 - $pal>> twookies you can buy a sidekick.\n<<if $side eq 0>>[[What is a sidekick?|whatside]]\n<<endif>><<if $side >= 10>>\nFor <<print 50 - $pal>> twookies you can contract a healer.<<endif>><<if $heal eq 0 and $side >= 10>>\n[[What is a Healer?|whatheal]]<<endif>><<if $side >= 10>>\nFor <<print 50 - $pal>> twookies you can contract a paladin.<<endif>><<if $pal eq 0 and $side >= 10>>\n[[What is a Paladin?|whatpal]]<<endif>><<if $side >= 10>>\nFor <<print 50 - $pal>> twookies you can contract a wizard.<<endif>><<if $wiz eq 0 and $side >= 10>>\n[[What is a Wizard?|whatwiz]]\n<<elseif $wiz > 0>>\n<<endif>>\n[[Exit the Shop|Start]]\n<<if $twookie >= (5 - $pal)>>[[Buy a Sidekick|side]]<<endif>>\n<<if $twookie >= (50 - $pal) and $side >= 10>>[[Buy a Healer|heal]]<<endif>>\n<<if $twookie >= (50 - $pal) and $side >= 10>>[[Buy a Paladin|pal]]<<endif>>\n<<if $twookie >= (50 - $pal) and $side >= 10>>[[Buy a Wizard|wiz]]<<endif>>\n

Your 150 or more wizards combine all their power into one unstoppable deliciousness, summoning 3 extra boosts.\nThey make sure to tell you that the presence of boosts significantly adds to the amount of twookies they can gather for you in the speed zone.<<set $bwiz to 1>><<set $boost to $boost + 3>>\n\n[[Go back|spell]]

For every sidekick you own, you get 1 additional twookie every time you collect one yourself.\n\n[[Okay cool|shop]]

Healers work by quickly restoring your twookies if they get dangerously low. Healers are less effective the more twookies you have, however.\n\n[[Okay cool|shop]]

Click fast for fast twookies! (<<print $twookie>>)\n[[GO!|speed2]]\n[[Exit the Speed Zone|Start]]

You hired a Healer!<<set $twookie to $twookie - 50 + $pal>><<set $heal to $heal + 1>>\nYou now have <<print $heal>> healers.\n\n[[Back to the Shop|shop]]\n[[Back to the Main Menu|Start]]

At 1 wizard, you gain access to the speed zone.\nAt 10 wizards, your profits in the speed zone increase slightly.\nAt 100 wizards, your profits in the speed zone have reached maximum potential.\n<<if>> At 150 wizards, you gain 3 extra boosts.<<if $wiz >= 150 and $bwiz eq 0>><<endif>>\n[[Summon the Boost Wizard|bwiz]]<<endif>><<if $wiz > 0 and $wiz < 10>> <<set $wizmod to 22>> <<elseif $wiz >= 10 and $wiz < 20>> <<set $wizmod to 20>> <<elseif $wiz >= 20 and $wiz < 30>> <<set $wizmod to 18>> <<elseif $wiz >= 30 and $wiz < 40>> <<set $wizmod to 16>><<elseif $wiz >= 40 and $wiz < 50>> <<set $wizmod to 14>><<elseif $wiz >= 50 and $wiz < 60>> <<set $wizmod to 12>><<elseif $wiz >= 60 and $wiz < 70>> <<set $wizmod to 10>><<elseif $wiz >= 70 and $wiz < 80>> <<set $wizmod to 8>><<elseif $wiz >= 80 and $wiz < 90>> <<set $wizmod to 6>><<elseif $wiz >= 90 and $wiz < 100>> <<set $wizmod to 4>><<elseif $wiz >= 100>> <<set $wizmod to 2>> <<endif>>\nYou currently have <<print $wiz>> wizards. \n\n[[Enter the Speed Zone|speed]]\n[[Back|Start]]

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Wizards grant you access to new spells. As a shopkeeper I personally don't know what spells even do, but I'm sure once you hire your first wizard they'll let you take a look at their spellbook.\n\n[[Okay cool|shop]]

You got a Twookie! <<if $side > 0>>You got <<print $side>> bonus twookies from your sidekicks! <<endif>><<if $twookie < 1 and $heal > 0>>You got <<print (50 * $heal)>> bonus twookies from your healers!<<elseif $twookie >= 1 and $twookie <=25 and $heal > 0>>You got <<print (30 * $heal)>> bonus twookies from your healers!<<elseif $twookie > 25 and $twookie <=100 and $heal > 0>>You got <<print (20 * $heal)>> bonus twookies from your healers!<<elseif $twookie > 100 and $twookie <=200 and $heal > 0>>You got <<print 10 * $heal>> bonus twookies from your healers!<<endif>>\n<<if $twookie < 1 and $heal > 0>><<set $twookie to $twookie + 1 + $side + (50 * $heal)>><<elseif $twookie >= 1 and $twookie <=25 and $heal > 0>><<set $twookie to $twookie + 1 + $side + (30 * $heal)>><<elseif $twookie > 25 and $twookie <=100 and $heal > 0>><<set $twookie to $twookie + 1 + $side + (20 * $heal)>><<elseif $twookie > 100 and $twookie <=200 and $heal > 0>><<set $twookie to $twookie + 1 + $side + (10 * $heal)>><<else>><<set $twookie to $twookie + 1 + $side>><<endif>>\nYou have <<print $twookie>> twookies.\n\n[[Back|Start]]

<<if $twookie eq 0 and $side eq 0>>Welcome to Twookie Clicker!\nIn this game, you must get twookies in order to do anything.\n<<else>> You have <<print $twookie>> twookies.<<endif>><<if $twookie eq 0 and $side eq 0>><<set $boost to 3>><<endif>>\nYou've clicked around <<print turns() - 1>> times.\n<<if $twookie < 5 and $twookie >= 1 and $side eq 0>>\nCongratulations on obtaining your first few twookies! Once you have 5 twookies, you'll be able to afford something at the shop. You need <<print 5 - $twookie>> more twookies.\n<<endif>><<if $side < 10 and $side >= 1>>\nCongratulations on obtaining your first several sidekicks! Once you have 10 sidekicks, you'll unlock something new at the shop. You need <<print 10 - $side>> more sidekicks.\n<<endif>>\n[[Get <<if $twookie < 1 and $heal > 0>><<print 1 + $side + (50 * $heal)>><<elseif $twookie >= 1 and $twookie <=25 and $heal > 0>><<print 1 + $side + (30 * $heal)>><<elseif $twookie > 25 and $twookie <=100 and $heal > 0>><<print 1 + $side + (20 * $heal)>><<elseif $twookie > 100 and $twookie <=200 and $heal > 0>><<print 1 + $side + (10 * $heal)>><<else>><<print 1 + $side>><<endif>> Twookies|q]]<<if $twookie >= 5 - $pal>>\n[[Shop|shop]]<<endif>><<if $wiz > 0>>\n[[Inspect Spellbook|spell]]<<endif>><<if $boost > 0 and turns() > 5>>\n\nYou can spend a boost to get <<print turns() - 1>> twookies! You have <<print $boost>> boosts left.\n[[Activate Boost|boost]]<<endif>>

You've spent a boost to gain <<print turns() - 2>> twookies!<<set $twookie to $twookie + turns() - 2>><<set $boost to $boost - 1>>\n\n[[Back|Start]]

You hired a Wizard!<<set $twookie to $twookie - 50 + $pal>><<set $wiz to $wiz + 1>>\nYou now have <<print $wiz>> wizards.\n\n[[Back to the Shop|shop]]\n[[Back to the Main Menu|Start]]

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You hired a Paladin!<<set $twookie to $twookie - 50 + $pal>><<set $pal to $pal + 1>>\nYou now have <<print $pal>> paladins.\n\n[[Back to the Shop|shop]]\n[[Back to the Main Menu|Start]]

You got a sidekick!<<set $twookie to $twookie - 5 + $pal>><<set $side to $side + 1>>\nYou now have <<print $side>> sidekicks.\n\n[[Back to the Shop|shop]]\n[[Back to the Main Menu|Start]]

Paladins work by reducing the the cost of all shop items by 1, and also by reducing all damage taken by 1.\n\n[[Okay cool|shop]]

Click fast for fast twookies!<<set $twookie to $twookie + (($side + $wiz + ($heal * 10) + ($wiz * 12) + ($pal * 8) + ($boost * 20)) / $wizmod + $boost)>>\n[[GO!|speed]]\n[[Exit the Speed Zone|Start]]