LADY FRIEND TALK REALLY QUIETLY TO LITTLE GIRL. YOU COULD DO THAT, EXCEPT WHEN THE LITTLE GIRL SHAKE HER HEAD LADY FRIEND DOESN'T START YELLING AND PUNCHING. INSTEAD, SHE RUNS HER HAND THROUGH HER HAIR AND TELLS LITTLE GIRL A STORY. YOU QUESTION HER METHODS, BUT THEN THE LITTLE GIRL SAY EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW.\n\nGOOD JOB LADYFRIEND. [[GOOD JOB]].
BAD LADY IS A BRITISH TECHO-TERRORIST. SHE SAYS YOU NEED TO GIVE HER THE PRESIDENT OR SHE'LL KILL THE WORLD. YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS [[IRREPLACEABLE]].
YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THEIR TERRORIST FACE. GOOD JOB, YOU GOT A CONFESSION. YOU CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY SAID, WHAT WITH THE BROKEN FACE AND ALL, BUT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE YOU GOT ALL THE IMPORTANT [[DETAILS]].\n
YOU BREAK LITTLE GIRLS HAND AND SHE PASSED OUT. BAD JOB\nBOWER.\n\nTHE LITTLE GIRL DOESN'T WAKE UP IN TIME TO GIVE YOU INFORMATION YOU NEED. THE SUPERIOR AMERICAN DRONES SNEAK DOWN AND BLOW YOU UP.\n\nGAME OVER.\n\nYOU EARNED 0 OUT OF A POSSIBLE 100 POINTS AND THE TERRORISTS WON.\n\n[[TRY AGAIN|Start]]?
TECHNOLOGY IS GREAT, BUT ALSO SCARY. BAD GUYS (ACTUAL BAD GUYS, UNLIKE YOU WHO EVERYONE THINKS IS BAD BUT IS ACTUALLY GOOD) ARE USING AMERICA'S FREEDOM-NOLOGY AGAINST ITS FRIENDS AND EVERYONE IS REALLY, [[REALLY|Start]] MAD.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THEY'RE SCARED OF YOU NOW. THE BAD NEWS IS THEY STILL AREN'T GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANT.\n\nWHAT DO?\n\n[[HIT]] THEM.\n\n[[HIT]] THEM.
ITS NOT WORKING.\n\nSAY THE SAME THING AGAIN, BUT QUIETER SLIGHTLY MORE [[STERN]].\n\nSCREW IT, [[HIT]] EM.
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YOU ARE JACK BOWER. SECRET NOT DOUBLE AGENT WORKING FOR THE AMERICAN UNITED STATES, EXCEPT EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE A BAD GUY. THE PRESIDENT, AND THEREFORE AMERICA, AND THEREFORE THE WORLD IS IN [[DANGER]].\n\nTHERE'S A BAD GUY IN FRONT OF YOU. WHAT DO?\n\nSPEAK [[QUIETLY AND CALMLY]].\n\n[[HIT]] SOMETHING.
YOU PUNCH BAD LADY IN FACE BUT SHE DOESN'T STOP BEING [[BAD]].\n\nSHE TRY TO SAY YOU AREN'T SO DIFFERENT YOU AND HER, BUT YOU PUNCH HER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL SHE STOP SAYING THINGS AND AMERICA IS SAVED GOOD JOB JACK BOWER!\n\nYOU'RE WINNER AND AMERICA IS BEST\n\nGAME OVER\n\nYOU GOT 101 OUT OF POSSIBLE 100.\n\n[[START OVER|Start]]?
YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THEIR TERRORIST FACE. GOOD JOB, YOU GOT A CONFESSION. YOU CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY SAID, WHAT WITH THE BROKEN FACE, BUT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE YOU GOT ALL THE IMPORTANT DETAILS.\n\nTHE DRONES ARE UNSTOPPABLE BECAUSE OF THEIR SUPERIOR AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY. LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TO FIND THE [[BAD LADY]] AND STOP HER AS ONLY JACK BOWER CAN. WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE YOU'RE [[JACK BOWER]].
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YOU BREAK LITTLE GIRLS HAND AND SHE PASSED OUT. [[BAD JOB]] BOWER.
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WELL, EXCEPT THAT THE PRESIDENT REALLY ONLY HAS POWER TO PASS LAWS AND THERE'S A VICE PRESIDENT AND A WHOLE CHAIN OF PEOPLE THAT CAN REPLACE HIM.\n\nBUT YOU'RE [[JACK BOWER]] AND YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
LITTLE GIRL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHERE BAD LADY IS. YOU JUMP IN PRODUCT PLACEMENTMOBILE AND DRIVE RIGHT TO HER DOOR IN AN ACTION-PACKED DRIVING SEQUENCE FULL OF SHARP TURNS AND DRONES SHOOTING AT YOUR THE PRODUCT PLACEMENTMOBILE. BUT IT DOESN'T BLOW UP BECAUSE IT ALSO SUPERIOR AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY.\n\nYOU PUNCH BAD LADY IN FACE BUT SHE DOESN'T STOP BEING [[BAD]].
THE DRONES ARE UNSTOPPABLE BECAUSE OF THEIR SUPERIOR AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY. LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TO FIND THE [[BAD LADY]] AND STOP HER AS ONLY JACK BOWER CAN. WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE YOU'RE JACK BOWER.\n\nTHE NEXT STEP IS TO TALK TO A LITTLE GIRL BECAUSE OF REASONS. KIDS ARE EASY TO BEAT UP, BUT PEOPLE ARE WATCHING YOU SO YOU NEED TO BE A HERO AND NOT BEAT UP A [[KID]].
THERES A CRYING LITTLE GIRL. SHE'S BROWN AND SCARED. YOU TRY SCREAMING AT HER, BUT IT ONLY MAKES HER MORE SCARED. KIDS AREN'T LIKE ADULTS WHERE SCARED IS GOOD. SCARED KIDS MAKE JACK BOWER LOOK BAD. JACK BOWER'S LADY FRIEND IS HERE.\n\nMAYBE LADY FRIEND CAN [[TALK TO GIRL]]?\n\nOR MAYBE JACK BOWER DO WHAT JACK BOWER [[DO BEST]]?