CW: This is real, SO REAL, SO FUCKING REAL YOU'D LITERALLY DIE, it contains sexual harassment, street harassment, homophobia, transphobia, abortions, rape, satanic rituals, human sacrifices, cannibalism, destruction of property and international jewry. It happened to me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me and my pet cat Cocksucker.
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[[Chapter 1: The Reniggins]] My name is ''Lawlzy McBottom'', I am a very ''special nugirl'', sometimes I believe I am a humanoid werecat with big clitpenis. I was going out with my ''straight friends'' clubbing around and I saw this amazing non-binary guy drinking some Bloody Mary next to some heteronormative girls.
He was so beautiful-------------------------------------^^now that's what I call pretentious^^
I approached him, I wanted to hit him with my luscious face and breasts and sexy non-binary breasts, so I said
[[Hi, what's your name?]]
[[You're such a gorgeous guy, I'd eat you alive]] "Uh... my name is Juan? Do I know you?"
[[I EAT COCK. I LITERALLY EAT EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF PENIS.]]
[[Name's Lawlzy]] "Ok...? No thanks."
[[Why? Don't you like such a GORGEOUS NON-GENDER like me?]] "No thanks, "lady"."
[[Why? Don't you like such a GORGEOUS NON-GENDER like me?]] Yeah, uh, Lawlzy? I don't think I like how you look.
[[Why? Don't you like such a GORGEOUS NON-GENDER like me?]] "Oh, EXCUSE ME, MISS, but for starters, I have standards. That Jupiter-sized chin, your manly chest, hairy legs, clown attire and big fat nose isn't precisely something of my liking, especially when I like to consider I don't like ''surprises'' whenever I cream some hole, "m'lady"."
[[DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?]]
[[go home]] "No one cares. For anyone who's basically got the mental capacity of a normal human being, you have a serious mental illness. Who in the name of Floopity-Floopy-Christ-Fuck would go dressed like a complete clown hitting on normal guys wanting to have some weird sick fetish sex with some Barnum and Bailey circus mangirl? At least you could take some effort in looking like an actual woman so it's less obvious you're an obnoxious tranny, but you didn't even bother to even take shitty estrogen pills nor do anything to hide your malformed chin."
[[go home]]I go home on a bus. I lay on my bedroom's bed crying like a lunatic, because deep down I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT I AM SO WORTHLESS PLEASE LOOK AT ME WOE IS ME I AM A VICTIM
I post on Tumblr about it.
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