You are Hungry the wolf. Alone in the woods you must survive.
[[Got it | Begin]]
(set: $carSmell to (random: 1, 4))
(if: (count: (history:), "Begin") is 0)[You are walking throught the woods, hungry. You haven't eaten in days.](if: (count: (history:), "Begin") > 0)[You continue walking throught the woods, hungry. You haven't eaten in days.] Suddenly you spot a rabbit from behind a bush.
Do you [[attack |You attack the rabbit]], [[sneak closer |You sneak closer to the rabbit]] or [[ignore |Ignore the rabbit]] the rabbit?You jump out of the bush, but the rabbit jumps away! [[Chase the rabbit | You chase the rabbit]] or [[let it go |Ignore the rabbit]]? You let the rabbit go. It can continues it's rabbit business in peace.
Suddenly you notice the sound of a car engine. Do you [[approach the sound|You approach the car sound]] or [[stay away| Begin]]?Sneakily you move through the bushes and get closer. However a twig snaps and the rabbit darts away. [[Chase the rabbit | You chase the rabbit]] or [[let it go |Ignore the rabbit]]? You run after the rabbit. It goes into a rabbithole.
[[Dig |You dig into the rabbit hole]] or [[no dig |Ignore the rabbit]]?You move towards the car sound and arive at a cabin. A car's engine is running.
You see [[a car|You go to the car]], [[a cabin|You go to the cabin]] and an [[outhouse| You go to the outhouse]].You dig into the rabbit hole, but to no avail. It's too deep. Suddenly you notice the sound of a car engine. Do you [[approach the sound|You approach the car sound]] or [[stay away| Begin]]?(if: (count: (history:), "You go to the car") is 0)[The car is empty, and smell faintly of (if: $carSmell is 1)[farts](elseif: $carSmell is 2)[alcohol](elseif: $carSmell is 3)[fear](elseif: $carSmell is 4)[hippie]. It's locked, so no way inside.](if: (count: (history:), "You go to the car") > 0)[You return to the empty, smelly car. Why? I don't know.]
You see [[a car|You go to the car]], [[a cabin|You go to the cabin]] and an [[outhouse| You go to the outhouse]].
(if: (count: (history:), "You go to the cabin") is 0)[You move towards the cabin. The door is open. Do you [[go inside|You go in the cabin]]?](if: (count: (history:), "You go to the cabin") > 0)[Door is still open. Do you [[go inside|You go in the cabin]]?]
You see [[a car|You go to the car]], [[a cabin|You go to the cabin]] and an [[outhouse| You go to the outhouse]].(if: (count: (history:), " You go to the outhouse") is 0)[You approach it but you stay away. It stinks. Someone must have used it recently.](if: (count: (history:), " You go to the outhouse") > 0)[Yup, the outhouse still smells like shit.]
You see [[a car|You go to the car]], [[a cabin|You go to the cabin]] and an [[outhouse| You go to the outhouse]].You enter the cabin throught the door. You can smell the sweet sweet scent of meat.
You see a [[bed|Bed]], a [[desk|Desk]], a [[kitchen|Kitchen]], a [[couch|Couch]] and a [[pantry door|Door]].The bed is messy and uncomfortable. (if: (count: (history:), "You go to the car") > 0)[Smells the same as the car.]
Go to the [[bed|Bed]], the [[desk|Desk]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen]], the [[couch|Couch]] or the [[pantry door|Door]].
The couch is soft. Perfect for napping.
Take a [[nap|CouchNap]]?
Go to the [[bed|Bed]], the [[desk|Desk]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen]], the [[couch|Couch]] or the [[pantry door|Door]].Meat. Delishous meat. You can smell it through the door. You need something to open it though. You should look around some more.
(if: (count: (history:), "Take the key") > 0)[Use [[the key]] you found in the kitchen?]
Go to the [[bed|Bed]], the [[desk|Desk]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen]], the [[couch|Couch]] or the [[pantry door|Door]].The desk has a computer on it, Which appears to be booting up. If only you could order some food online. Sadly, you are a wolf, and can not comprehend human language or technology.
Go to the [[bed|Bed]], the [[desk|Desk]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen]], the [[couch|Couch]] or the [[pantry door|Door]].The kitchen's small, and has some coffee brewing.
(if: (count: (history:), "Take the key") is 0)[There's a key hanging from a nail. [[Take the key]]?]
Go to the [[bed|Bed]], the [[desk|Desk]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen]], the [[couch|Couch]] or the [[pantry door|Door]].That was a good nap. Suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear a man screaming like a girl and the door closing. You're now trapped inside the cabin.
[[OMG PANICK]]You are now holding the key in your mouth. Who's a good boy.
Go to the [[bed|Bed]], the [[desk|Desk]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen]], the [[couch|Couch]] or the [[pantry door|Door]].[[OMG THERE'S LIKE MEAT EVERYWHERE.]]
(if: (count: (history:), "Escape Door") is 0)[
You ate all the meat. Suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear a man screaming like a girl and the door closing. You're now trapped inside the cabin.
[[OMG PANICK]]
[[I'm good, I ate everything anyway|I'm good, I ate everything anyway.]].
]
(if: (count: (history:), "Escape Door") > 0)[
Well, you're still stuck, but at least you're no longer hungry!
[[ESCAPE|ESCAPE!]]!
]
[[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!|ESCAPE!]]I'm good, I ate everything anyway. Should still try to [[get out|ESCAPE!]] though...(if: (count: (history:), "ESCAPE!") is 0 and
(count: (history:), "OMG PANICK") > 0)[ALRIGHT CALM DOWN. STOP RUNNING AROUND AND BREAKING EVERYHTNG!] There's got to be a way out of this cabin. There's the [[door|Escape Door]], the [[windows|Escape Windows]] or you could try and [[dig|Escape Dig]] your way out.
The front door is locked. You can explore the cabin a bit more, maybe you have a way to open it?
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].Looks pretty solid. You could try to [[break|Break_Window]] the window.
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].You try to did throught the floor, but can't make more than a few scratches in the wood.
There's the [[door|Escape Door]]or the [[windows|Escape Windows]].(if: (count: (history:), "Bed") > 0)[Same bed as always](else:)[The bed is messy and uncomfortable.](if: (count: (history:), "You go to the car") > 0)[Smells the same as the car.]
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].The kitchen's small, and has some coffee brewing.
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].The desk has a computer on it, Which appears to be booting up. If only you could order some food online. Sadly, you are a wolf, and can not comprehend human language or technology.
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].The couch is soft. Perfect for napping. You should propably escape though.
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].(if: (count: (history:), "Door") > 0 or (count: (history:), "Meat_2") > 0)[The pantry door is still open. Remnants of meat remain.](else:)[[[Open|Meat_2]] the pantry door?]
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].(if: (count: (history:), "Door_2") is 0 or (count:(history:),"Kitchen_2") is 0)[The front door is locked](else:)[Suddenly the door opens and a stick with meat comes poking in. [[What the hell is that about|Meat_Stick]]?]
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].(set: $throw to (random: 1, 9))(set: $bounce to (random: 1, 4))You pick up (if: $throw is 1)[a teddy bear](elseif: $throw is 2)[a book](elseif: $throw is 3)[a wooden log](elseif: $throw is 4)[a half-full bottle of wine](elseif: $throw is 5)[a half-empty bottle of wine](elseif: $throw is 6)[your ego] (elseif: $throw is 7)[the computer] (elseif: $throw is 8)[a cup of tea](elseif: $throw is 9)[a pillow] and throw it vaguely in the direction of the window. (if: $bounce is 1)[It just bounces off.](elseif: $bounce is 2)[It does minimal damage.](elseif: $bounce is 3)[You missed.](elseif: $bounce is 4)[It looks like it should work, but the craftmanship on this window is amazing.]
[[Try again!|Break_Window]]
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].You follow the stick outside and you see a human in the car, dangling meat off of a stick. The meat fall off and the human panicks. You can [[eat the meat|EAT_MEAT]], [[inspect the car|Inspect_Car]] or [[go away|Go_Away]].OMG THERE'S LIKE MEAT EVERYWHERE.
You eat all of the meat. Nom nom.
Go to the [[front door|Front_Door]] the [[bed|Bed_2]], the [[desk|Desk_2]], the [[kitchen|Kitchen_2]], the [[couch|Couch_2]] or the [[pantry door|Door_2]].
5 second rule. You eat the meat from the dirt. You can [[inspect the car|Inspect_Car]] or [[go away|Go_Away]].You approach the car and the human honks. You're startled and run away.
[[FIN]]You walk away like a boring person.
[[FIN]]Congratulations! Here are your achievements:
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You didn't catch the rabbit.
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(if: (count: (history:), "OMG THERE'S LIKE MEAT EVERYWHERE.") > 0)[You ate the meat in the pantry when first entering the cabin.]
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(if: (count: (history:), "Meat_2") > 0)[You ate the meat in the pantry when being trapped in the cabin.]
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(if: (count: (history:), "EAT_MEAT") > 0)[You ate the meat from the floor.]
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(if: (count: (history:), "Go_Away") > 0)[You are a boring person.]
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(if: (count: (history:), "You go to the car") > 0)[The car smelled of (if: $carSmell is 1)[farts](elseif: $carSmell is 2)[alcohol](elseif: $carSmell is 3)[fear](elseif: $carSmell is 4)[hippie]. ]