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(either:"Now might not be the best time","We're going to have to light a few candles if we want this to work","I don't know how, but this just appeared in my hand","Look out! There's a giant spider coming. Don't worry, I got this covered","Wait what are my proficiencies again? Oh I could've used this the entire time","Ok I rolled a nat 20 and, I'm going to use this","Incoming dragon! Stand back I know just what to use","We may be surrounded, but I have something they don't have","I promised my sensei it'd never us it","An old man in a robe gave me this with his dying breath","To the average person this may appear to just be a pile of crafting supplies, but actually","Everybody begin chanting in backwards latin","Put on some hype-up music","Who's laughing now","Look out a ghost! I'll take care of this","Their army is at our gate, but we still have one last hope","I'm assuming this is the final boss. I saved this just for this moment","There's only like a 10% chance this is a dud","Looks like it's all down to this then","Probably neither the place nor the time but","So the last 15 things I tried didn't work, but this time I know I can help","Probably should have checked the legality of this, but","All else failed, it's time for the big one","I saw this in a dream once, I know what I need to win","Relax guys, I got this","Let's see if that guy I bought this off of was telling the truth","This should work, I found it online","I totally stole this from a professor","I was trying to find a cure for all diseases but found this instead","You find the wildest things in thrift stores","Learned this one from watching DIY Youtube videos","This looks like a job for my secret weapon","On a scale of 1 to 10 how flammable is this room? Nevermind","Hopefully this one is funnier than the last one","You know nothing of true power","Stand back guys I got this","The dark lord can't touch us","I figured this out by complete accident","Harry Potter has nothing on this","Everybody stand back","Not to brag but","This may backfire but","Get behind me and sheild your eyes","This only works if we all chant first that we believe","Ready a blood sacrifice",)-
I have a(either:" magical ring","n incantation found inside a fortune cookie","n ancient scroll"," metallic band","n ancient balm"," tonic"," balm"," magic stick"," magic top hat"," glowing green ring"," black humming obelisk"," new-age spell"," 100% vegan potion"," diamond necklace","n enchanted diamond pickaxe"," very raunchy spell"," super sketchy spell"," stolen potion"," spell"," potion in a Mountain Dew bottle"," very illegal spell"," technically illegal potion"," unforgivable curse","n unique spell"," odd smelling liquid","n incantation"," curse"," hex"," magical spell"," potion"," dark red potion"," icy blue potion"," foggy green potion"," glowing potion"," Weasley brand candy"," wandless incantation"," weird book"," magical bag of powder"," totally real spell"," really unstable potion"," spell that requires profanity to cast"," magical beast"," weird staff"," friend who is better at this than me"," magical tattoo"," ghost friend"," glowing gem"," magical plant","n enchanted gameboy","n enchanted burrito","n enchanted hat","n enchanted old snowglobe","n enchanted robe","n enchanted toaster oven","n enchanted teddy bear","n enchanted mask","n enchanted online random text generator","n enchanted lunchbox"," sentient plant"," sentient book"," sentient hat"," sentient sword"," cursed ventriloquist dummy"," cursed VHS tape"," hidden room in my attic"," cursed stapler"," cursed Wiimote"," magic lamp","n innate superhuman ability"," ancient dance belonging to a forgotten people"," guy who knows a guy","n amorphous blob"," staff from a completely different intellectual property") that can (either:"teach you Spanish","turn you into a dragon","remind you whenever you are running low on milk, eggs, or bread","teach you how to rap","produce slam poetry","give you really solid comebacks in a fight","make anything taste like chocolate","turn any written text into Klingon","get you absolutely hammered","make it rain","stop tornados","give you writing advice","produce a self referential variable in a random set of possible choices","give you a super good deal on car insurance","turn water into off-color water","change your voice","boost ad revenue","quote every line of Hotel California","teach you to play the recorder","give you a fashion makeover","cook a really impresive burger","give you super strength","turn people into toads","change the color of your urine","melt literally anything","tell you what time it is","provide you with unlimited paperclips","make collect calls","make you levitate","grow your hair","produce fire","let you see the back of your own head","act as a weight loss method","magically remove commercials from YouTube","make anything really spicy","teach you kungfu","produce guns from thin air","produce about 5$ from thin air","produce shoes from thin air","produce forks from thin air","tame wild hawks","translate any language","magically produce oneliners","make everything just super sticky","laugh at all of your jokes","provide you with fifthteen seconds of uninterrupted romantic eye contact","grant you immortality","deal 8d6 fire damage in a 20-foot radius sphere","diagnose car problems","make you telepathic","unspoil rotten food","act as an antivirus","remove warts and blemishes","cover up strange odors","undo the events of The Cursed Child","reboot any franchise","banish duelers to the shadow realm","short out any electronics within contact","delete all unflattering photos ever taken of you","give you a total oneness with the universe","absorb the power of your enemies","make a really good mix drink out of any liquid","locate lost pets") but also (either:"only works if you roll a nat 20","deletes random game save files","leaves you physically dissatisfied","publishes your novel and takes all the credit for it","produces ALL the bees","will never stop making pop culture references","te hace hablar espaƱol","only works if you get really drunk first","causes you to realize the true cosmic horrors of the vastness of the universe","spellchecks literally everything you do","leads to infections","has been scientifically linked to insomnia","keeps you awake at night with the retelling of all your past sins","probably contains horse meat somehow","dismantles any furniture from IKEA","leaves you feeling empty inside","always works and has literally no down sides","leaves the lingering smell of burning hair","breaks gravity for everybody forever","stops time for everybody but you","always manages to be a little underwhelming","makes you misspell even the most baysik of wurds","unties your shoe laces","scares away wildlife","isn't fda approved","causes diarrhea","give everybody in the surrounding area a nose bleed","covers everything in cat hair","gives you a hangover","snitches on you to the cops","sets you on fire in the process","causes temporary blindness","removes your ability to experience joy in this world","makes your parents disappointed in you","keys your car","gives you a Monster Energy tattoo","produces a 700ft radius of permanent dead magic","sends a single softball back in time to hit you when you least expected it","reboots another 80's pop culture icon","tanks your credit score","summons a lot of fish, no water, just fish","requires Lootbox dlc to use properly","requires your full credit card information and won't tell you why","subscribes you to monthly magical effects and bills you even when you try to unsubscribe","turns nearby liquids into goo, sentient goo","makes all of your clothing invisible","causes static shocks everytime you touch anything","gives you an ominous sense of dread","makes Alvin and the Chipmunks play on a loop in your head","publishes your internet search history","causes a multitude of rashes deserving of varying levels of concern","rashes in the shapes of famous celebrities","causes lactation","teleports you to Norway","makes you crave cranberry juice","makes you crave pumpkins","makes you crave human flesh","makes you crave cheeseburgers","turns you into a werebear","has a slight chance of turning you into a rabbit","may hurt, all of us, like a lot","makes all of our clothing feel like it just came out of a washing machine","launches one of us at random in the direction of the nearest lake","makes you magetic, but to lint instead of metal","gives you control over the squids, all of them","gives you pink eye","spoils movies before you get a chance to see them","makes the dead rise from their grave","causes male pattern baldness","removes the marshmallows from all your cereal","perfectly recreates the Banana Boat Song scene from Beetlejuice","sometimes causes you to just kinda die","leaves a horrible taste in your mouth","occasionally just explodes","will not work in the presence of a badger","removes John Stamos entirely from this plane of existence","literally never works properly","just howls swear words constantly","may cause loss of bladder functions","randomly drains your phone battery","posts your thoughts to Facebook","is destined to eventually destroy the universe","puts pickles on literally everything","turns dogs into cats and vice versa","gives your a horrible haircut","steals your phone passcode","gives you heartburn","may remove both of your thumbs","gives you really unhealthy coping mechanisms","puts tastebuds on the bottom of your feet","causes economic recessions","decimates the stock market","gives Google all your private information","gives you LSD flashbacks","only works if you close your eyes and scream","sometimes makes your eyes pop out"). (either:"That helps, right?","See you on the other side.","Here goes nothing, YEET!","Wait, nope, I forgot it.","No seriously, I'd take a couple steps back.","Actually we should probably just run away.","It's actually all I have right now. Hope that helps.","Like, if anybody has any better ideas please jump in.","I think it works, I've never tried it but still.","Stand back I've only ever tried this once.","Here goes nothing, probably literally.","Maybe we should just call the police.","Actually can somebody just google this real quick and make sure it's real?","Wait no, brought the wrong thing. We're screwed.","No really, this will work guys.","Or we could just try Expelliarmus. That's probably a better idea.","Somebody please stop me, this is a bad idea.","I'm not suggesting we use it, just wanted to brag for a moment.","It wouldn't help us at all right now, I just didn't want to feel left out.","I don't want to use it. I was just wondering if anybody here knew how to help me reverse it.","It's totally worth it guys I swear.","Does anybody smell burning?","Huh, I don't remember having this extra finger.","Two, Four, Six, Eight, hope we don't disintegrate.","No wait, is this the one that causes you to melt? Guess we'll find out together.","No wait, is this the one that requires a human sacrifice to work? Guess we'll find out together.","Or was this the one that started all those plagues? Won't know for sure until we try it.","Actually I just made all of that up. I have no idea what might happen here.","No wait, is this the one that summons rats? Guess we'll find out together.","Hold on, oh it does literally the opposite of those two things!","It's actually more of a personal curse. Now that I've told you all about it, the curse has been lifted from me and onto you. It's your problem now. Good luck!","Well, didn't live up to the first promise but it sure did go all in on the second part.","Anybody want to try it out while I stand at a safe distance?","Can we get an intern in here to test this first?","None of you are cops right?","If any of you are doctors, get ready.","Seems a bit unrelated, but magic is like that sometimes.","This better work or I'm casting magic missile.","That's it, that's what it does.","Seems safe enough.","As long as we all agree not to use it, we should be fine.","For obvious reasons we will not be trying that. Anybody have any real ideas?")
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