M(aster) slaps the dossier down on his desk.\n\n"I WILL NOT TOLERATE INSUBORDINATION"\n\nSnarling, he leaps over the desk, riding crop in hand. After a quick tussle, you end up belly down on his knee, trousers and knickers in a puddle around your ankles. Both of you are breathing heavily, sweat dripping, hearts pounding.\n\nM(aster) spanks you according to standard procedure. He combs his hair out of his eyes with a rough swipe of his hand while you rebuckle your trousers, brushing the wrinkles out of the fine material as best as you can.\n\nYou both take a seat, silently. He clears his throat, and hands you the file.\n\n[[Take a look|Yes]]

<<set $vibe = "yes">>\n\n"Brilliant", says Q(ueer), handing it over. "I'd have chosen the exact same thing for myself."\n\nQ(ueer) blushes again, and fiddles with his bowtie.\n\n"Actually, I personally experimented with that model quite a bit, and... it's... uh... good. It's rather good", he finshed shyly, blushing furiously now.\n\nSetting down your gadget on the table, you give into yourself and spank Q(ueer). He doesn't resist, giving himself over utterly, completely. \n\nHis total submition drives you wild with passion.\n\nLetting yourself out, gadget in hand, you head to the warehouse where they kept the nuclear device.\n\n[[Head to the scene of the crime|Crime]]

"I must say, Admiral..."\n\n"Yes, Bondage?"\n\n"You sure know how to HANDLE one of her majesty's top Top's... I think I'm about TO BLOW!"\n\nSuddenly, you kick both legs out from underneath you. The violence of your movement causes the Rear Guards to loose their grip on you, freeing your arms. You grab both their heads and smash them together, knocking both of them out simultaneously.\n\n"Guards!" the Admiral screams, and minions rush from shadowy corners. From under your arm, you produce your dildo. Ripping off the suction cup, you key in the code for detonation and whip it at the Admiral. He catches it automatically, but it causes him to stumble backwards and trip over another member of the Rear Guard. \n\nHotsnatch scrabbles towards you, and you grab her arm. Stretching your body over hers protectively, you cover your ears.\n\nThe dildo explodes in a deafening, coughing roar. The room fills with smoke and the wet sound of dripping viscera. Crawling on your bellies, you grab the device, and smuggle it out the door before the Rear Guards can recover their senses.\n\n\n[[You Won!|Happy]]

You push through the crowds of people headed toward the crime scene, and walk down the deserted corridor to the women's lavatory.\n\nThere is literally no one down here. It is nowhere near where the crime took place in the warehouse. It has almost nothing to do with the nuclear device itself, and there is no reason why you should be down here.\n\nWhich is exactly so cunning about it. Now you're thinking like a madman!\n\nKicking the door open, you draw your gun and sweep your eyes across the bathroom. A terrified squeak comes from the corner, and instinctively you train your gun towards it.\n\nA small, delicate woman is cowering next to the bathroom sink, tears gathering in her eyes. She's shaking visibly, her little cherry red mouth trembling, golden curls tumbled across her pale face. "P-p-p-puhlease Mister!", she wavers in a gentle, honeyed voice, bright blue eyes wide and scared, "Don't hurt me!"\n\n[[Comfort her... with seduction!|Seduce_2]]\n[[Spank her!|Spanking_7]]\n\n

<<set $dildo = "yes">>\n\n"Brilliant", says Q(ueer), handing it over. "I'd have chosen the exact same thing for myself."\n\nQ(ueer) blushes again, and fiddles with his bowtie.\n\n"Actually, I personally experimented with that model quite a bit, and... it's... uh... good. It's rather good", he finshed shyly, blushing furiously now.\n\nSetting down your gadget on the table, you give into yourself and spank Q(ueer). He doesn't resist, giving himself over utterly, completely. \n\nHis total submition drives you wild with passion.\n\nLetting yourself out, gadget in hand, you head to the warehouse where they kept the nuclear device.\n\n[[Head to the scene of the crime|Crime]]

Bondage, Jizz Bondage. You're cool, suave, and debonaire. As one of her Royal Majesty's top Tops, you're trusted with only the most secret and sexy missions she has to offer.\n\nM(aster) looks at you sternly over his horn rimmed glasses. "Listen up, Agent 0069" he said, tapping long, impatient fingers over a thin manila folder.\n\n"We don't have time for dicking about. I'll give it to you straight, Bondage. It's a long and hard mission, and you're the only one who can do it right. You're going to be riding it night and day, no matter how much you beg for mercy. Doing it!"\n\nHe pounds his fist on the desk for emphasis several times.\n\n"Do you accept this mission?"\n\n[["Yes, sir!"|Yes]] \n[["Stick it in your bum, sir!"|No]]\n\n<<set $buttplug = "no">>\n<<set $vibe = "no">>\n<<set $dildo = "no">>

A little boy with sandy blond hair is being lovingly tucked into bed by his gentle mother. The window is open to the beautiful night sky, the moon bending its creamy and delicate light to sprinkle across the pillows. The little boy folds his arms and pouts, glaring up at his mother.\n\n"But Mummy, I don't want to go to bed!"\n"Hush child... do you want Mr. Bondage to come and get you?"\n"Who's that, Mummy?"\n"Bondage is a monster that hunts naughty little children who won't go to bed when their Mummies tell them to!"\n\nCrushing his quilt in tiny sweaty hands, he presses the comforting fabric against his face.\n\n"That's not true, Mummy! ... Is it?"\n"Of course it's true, darling. Mr. Bondage will come and get you in the middle of the night when you've crept from the safety of your pillows... and then he'll... oh, child..."\n\nShe trails off. He sits forward, wild red spots on his cheeks.\n\n"What, Mummy? He'll what?"\n"Well, my dear boy... he'll spank you. He'll spank you to pieces. He'll spank you for all time, throughout eternity, until there's no little boy left for me to tuck in ever again. Do you promise you'll stay in bed, my love? Lest Mr. Bondage comes in the night and gets you?"\n\nPale, shaking, the little boy sinks into his pillows and pulls the quilt up to his chin.\n\n"... Yes, Mummy."\n"Good boy. Sleep tight, darling, and don't let Mr. Bondage bite!"\n\nShe kisses him on the forehead, and gets up to close the door. As she walks down the hall, she swears she can faintly hear the firm slap of a hand on a well-padded bottom. And she shudders.

The bomb is safe, and Admiral Anal will never again terrorize the world.\n\nHotsnatch liked being an agent so much that she's joined the secret service of top Tops now, and she's keeping the code name you gave her. You promised to show her the ropes.\n\nAnd the handcuffs. And the Hitachi Magic Wand. And the warming lube.\n\nYou take a short, sweet vacation together along the sunny coasts of Varadero. The soft music of gentle spankings drift through the ocean breeze on calm summer nights.\n\nJust another day in the life of Agent 0069, Bondage.\n\nJizz Bondage.\n\nOh, and when you get back, you do totally spank Q(ueer) again. \n\nHe squeals a bit while you do it.

She starts screaming hysterically, obviously. Her frightened cries alert the police down the hall, and they burst into the loo.\n\nA tall, angry brunette shoves the officers aside and runs over to you. She grabs you off the ground, and in mid-air, rips you in half like a phone book.\n\nYou are completely and totally dead. For shame, Bondage... FOR SHAME.

They warned you this might happen, this... transformation.\n\nDon't know what I'm talking about? Oh... you will.\n\nSnapping your head back, you let loose a guttural roar, a sound that gels the fluids in every spine within earshot. Pure, unadulterated, paralytic fear slams into the Rear Guard. For just a moment, you all freeze; motionless, breathless, helpless.\n\nIt shatters when Admiral Anal sucks air through his nose and gives a single wet gulp.\n\nMadness. Turmoil. Pure anarchy. The Spank Lust is upon you, and there will be no survivors. Froth bubbles from your lips and drips down onto your chest. Your bulging eyes turn red with the Spank Fire inside of you. You thirst... you hunger... FOR SPANKINGS!\n\nSomehow, in the rumpus, Hotsnatch manages to scramble over to the bomb. You have no idea how she disarmed it in that storm of spankings, but she did. Then she ran for her life, and alerted the authorities to the carnage she had survived.\n\nBy the time they arrived, the bomb was surrounded by the desiccated bodies of the Rear Guard. Admiral Anal was a pile of torn clothes and a stained butt plug, and you were no where to be found...\n\n[[You Won... Kind Of!|Spanking_10]]

Misstress Moaning-Panties is waiting for you. It's clear that she's been listening in on you and M(aster) discussing the mission. She gives you a saucy wink and a low, throaty giggle.\n\n"Good afternoon, Mr. Bondage. I trust M(aster) wasn't too rough on you? He could always be such a pain in the arse... don't you agree?"\n\nYou cluck your tongue and wag your finger at her. "Such filthy language, Mistress Moaning-Panties. One of these days I'll have to punish you for being such a wicked young lady!"\n\nShe laughs again, and stretches her arms behind her head. Her bounteous bosom presses against the straining buttons of her transparent, silken blouse. "Promise?", she purrs, running her fingers through her hair.\n\n[[Request that Mistress Moaning-Panties alerts Q(ueer) to your arrival|Queer]]\n[[Spank Mistress Moaning-Panties|Spanking_2]]

Q(ueer) goes to stand behind his work table, a safe distance away from you and your... attentions.\n\n"So", he says, gesturing at his work, "We've got three new gadgets for you to test out in the field for your mission, Bondage. The tricky thing is we can't afford for you to take all of them with you, so you'll have to choose just one."\n\nHe gestures at the first box.\n\n"This is our GPS tracker buttplug. Measuring in at a hefty 4cm and weighing 300g, it is tapered for excellent anal retention, with a well flared base for saftey. Its surface is a smooth medical grade stainless steel, and it is accurate to within 10-25 meters".\n\n"The second gadget is our magic bullet stun gun. The controller is attached to the egg with a thin wire; the vibrating mechanism is encased in a waterproof plastic, and only 2.5cm by 6cm for precise, focused sensations. Vibration settings are 1-11. At the highest setting, it will knock your target unconscious for a minimum of 12-24 hours."\n\n"And last, but certainly not least, is our exploding dildo. Curved for both g-spot and prostate stimulation, this dildo is water-proof and compatible with all water and oil based lubricants. Covered in silky smooth silicone, 19cm by a girthy circumference of 8cm, this dildo will detonate in 10 seconds when the suction cup bottom has been twisted off to reveal a number pad. The code, of course, is '6969'."\n\nQ(ueer) settles back, exhausted by his efforts.\n\n"So, Mr. Bondage... what's your pleasure?"\n\n[[GPS Buttplug|Buttplug]]\n[[Stun Gun Vibrator|Vibe]]\n[[Exploding Dildo|Dildo]]

There is no policy on how to spank a secretary. With much squealing and giggling (on both sides), you eventually get the job done.\n\nMisstress Moaning-Panties, properly chastened, calls ahead to Q(ueer) so he can expect you.\n\n[[Leave Misstress Moaning-Panties to head down to Q(ueer)|Queer]]

Breathing heavily, you hop off the table, arms outstretched, slightly crouched down.\n\n"No!", Q(ueer) says nervously, "No, no, no, Bondage, I know that look in your eye, no!"\n\nToo late; you've pounced. After a sound thrashing, Q(ueer) submits to his spanking. And then another, for good measure.\n\nBoth of you stand up; you straighten Q(ueer)'s bowtie for him, and that makes him blush. Your hand burns to spank him again, but you control yourself.\n\n"So, Q(ueer)... what have you got for me?"\n\n[[On to business!|Business]]\n[[Just kidding... spank him again!|Spanking_4]]

She wasn't fucking around. You should not have tried to spank her without consent.\n\nShe quite literally spanks you to pieces. She spanks you until your bones are shattered and your internal organs are pulped. She spanks you until you've splattered across the floor, the walls, the ceiling...\n\nSome say she's still spanking you, to this day.

How could you spank a crying, frightened woman? That's not sexy... what kind of monster are you?\n\n[[I should really calm her down with some sweet talking...|Seduce_2]]\n[[SPANKING IS ALL I KNOW! SPANKING IS ALL I AM! SPANKING IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA! SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK!|Spanking_8]]

...\n\nListen here, you little shit. Everyone enjoys a good spanking now and then, but there's a madman on the loose with a nuclear bomb! Let's reorganize our priorities, shall we?\n\nYou can spank Q(ueer) again when you've completed your mission.\n\nI promise.\n\n[[On to business!|Business]]

Oh, I don't know about that, Bondage... she looks pretty damn tough. I think if you tried to raise a hand to this girl's bottom, YOU would end up getting the spanking. And she doesn't look the type to play nicely, either.\n\nBesides, according to her badge, she's top brass around here. She might have some valuable information for you to solve this case.\n\nIf only there was some way to sweet talk it out of her...\n\n[[Oh well... seduce her after all!|Seduce_1]]\n[[Throw caution to the wind! SPANK HER!|Spanking_6]]

“Barging in is our best option”, you say, “But we have to go hard and fast, Hotsnatch.”\n“Don't worry”, she says, “I'm usually a screamer.”\nYou give her a roguish wink. “Good; they're not going to know what's coming till it's all over.”\n \nYou head for the front door, gun in hand, eyes scanning for guards. Where is everybody? You should have run into someone by now.\n\nYou kick down the door, and roll inside. Hotsnatch runs in behind you, slams it shut, and presses her back against the door. You scan the room... empty. There's a pair of chairs next to an elevator at the end of the room; a small note on the right one says “Back in 5” in a messy scrawl. There's a door leading to a staircase besides it; there are two guards on the other side. They don't notice you; they're too busy shouting and waving their clubs at each other. \n\nHotsnatch gives you a puzzled look. You shrug and jam one of the chairs underneath the door handle. “Ladies pleasure, Hotsnatch; up or down?”\n\nHotsnatch presses the down button, and the elevator dings. Both of you step inside and the door closes behind you. With a subtle jerk, the elevator begins its descent.\n\n[[Head for the basement!|Villain]]

Butt Before I Kiss You, Mr. Bondage...

You and your beautiful companion race towards the intimidating and fearsome towers of SINERGY SOLUTIONS. \n\nYou turn to her and say,\n\n"This is a matter of national security, darling; from now on we're going to have to use code names. You must refer to me as my agent number..."\n"0069?"\n"Bingo! And I'll call you... what was your mother's maiden name?"\n"Hotsnatch. She was Maya Hotsnatch before she married."\n"Perfect. Then from here on out you'll be Agent Hotsnatch, got it?"\nShe nods at you, jaw set, eyes set on the task before you both. \n\nStaring up at their defences, you weigh your chances... it seems you only have two choices in how to get into the building.\n\nYou can try to\n\n[[Sneak in through the back|Sneak]]\n\nOR\n\n[[Barge in the front, guns blazing!|Barge]]

You elbow your way through the thick of the crowd to get to the locker that held the nuclear device.\n\nNaturally you would look here first... you're not entirely sure why you'd bother with the ladies's loo. It's not even near the scene of the crime! Shaking your head, you observe the room, adding up the facts.\n\nThe room is a windowless concrete box. There is only one way in: a thick, reinforced steel door with one of the most advanced locking mechanisms money can buy. Now it lies in jagged pieces, the metal twisted and singed.\n\nEntering the room, a flash of colour catches your eye, half sticking out from underneath a collapsed beam. You wiggle it out from the sharp metal. It's a small scrap of plastic, with a partially visible company name on it.\n\n"...INERGY SOLUTIO...?", you mumble, squinting at the logo. A sticky, cherry scented liquid spills out of the package, coating your fingers.\n\n"Excuse me, what are you doing in here? This is a closed crime scene!"\n\nYou turn around when you hear the sharp, smokey voice from the doorway. A tall, curvaceous woman is perched on top of the wreckage in a severely tailored pantsuit and what looks like a terrible mood. The scent of perfume, sweat and sulphur overwhelm you as she tosses her thick dark hair impatiently, pinning you with her dark gaze. Climbing over the wreckage as gracefully as a queen descends from her throne, she stalks towards you, heels clicking angrily.\n\n"Well? I asked you a question, Mr...?"\n\n[[Seduce her!|Seduce_1]]\n[[Spank her!|Spanking_5]]

While Anal is laughing maniacally, you clench your butt cheeks once, twice, thrice.\n\n"There's just one thing you didn't count on, Admiral..." you smile up at him.\n\n"Oh?" he said, scoffing, "And what could that be?"\n\n"You might find that I'm a little more then you can handle in a tight spot!"\n\nYou have activated the GPS tracker in your butt-plug! As the Admiral's mouth gapes, you hear the door behind you being kicked open. That moment of distraction was all you needed; pulling off a sweet roundhouse kick from your crouched position, you take out both Rear Guards simultaneously. Leaping for Admiral Anal, you knock him to the ground, freeing your sweet Hotsnatch.\n\nThe spanking you deliver sounds of victory.\n\n\n[[You Won!|Happy]]

"Well, Admiral, you seem to have it all figured out, except one thing..."\n\n"Oh", sneers the Admiral, "And what's that?"\n\n"I bet you never thought I'd be such a BUZZ-KILL!"\n\nSuddenly, the Rear Guard on your right goes limp and wets himself. The one on your left jumps back, but doesn't get far. Using it like a whip, you strike her across the flat of her stomach with the stun-gun vibrator bullet, and she collapses to the ground.\n\n"Guards!" the Admiral shrieks, and minions surround you in a circle. Swinging the vibrator like a lasso, you slap Rear Guards left and right. Bodies begin to pile up, and those left standing start to run.\n\n"Cowards! Come back here!", the Admiral screams. Hotsnatch bucks her body, loosening the Admiral's hold on her. She grabs his boot and twists, he falls to the floor. She rolls to her feet, pins his throat with the black point of her stiletto heel. \n\n"Don't worry, Admiral", you say, grinning, "Good vibrations are headed your way, I'm sure."\n\nYou step over the Rear Guards, and zap the Admiral between the eyes.\n\n\n[[You Won!|Happy]]

"Bondage", you say smoothly, extending your hand towards her. "Jizz Bondage. I'm one of her Majesty's..."\n\n"Top Tops, yes", she interrupts, eyes locked on yours, "Your reputation precedes you, Mr. Bondage." Her eyes flick down and then back up again. "In many things. I should have been alerted to your arrival... I assumed I had everything under control here."\n\n"My apologies, Mrs...?"\n"Ms., actually; Ms. Ivana Bendovah."\n"The Ivana Bendovah? The one who caught Dr. Domination and destroyed his Sex Ray?"\n\nHer beautiful lips curved into a smile. "Well, the Sex Ray was never actually destroyed, but yes, that was me." She takes your hand and shakes it, grimacing at the sticky trail of goo between you.\n\n"Bondage, what is that?"\n\nYou pull your hand back and point out the logo on the plastic you found. "This package of lubricant came from somewhere, but I..."\n\nIvana gasps as she snatches it away from you. "SINERGY SOLUTIONS!?", she whispered, "It can't be..."\n\nBefore you can say anything, she grips your hand. Lowering her mouth to your fingers, she catches one in between her teeth, running her tongue up and down the length of it, sucking it clean. A low moan escapes you as your knees tremble.\n\nShe lets you go, nodding grimly. "It's them alright... I've been investigating them secretly since they killed my partner, ten years ago. They got away with it then, but damn it, they won't get away this time!" She tosses the wrapper away and runs to the door.\n\n"Bondage", she snaps, "Are you coming?"\n\n"Not yet, my dear", you sigh, licking your fingers, "But I will... oh, I will..."\n\n[[Follow Ivana to SINERGY SOLUTIONS Headquarters|Headquarters]]

Chaos. Pandemonium. Pure bedlam.\n\nYou steel yourself against the milling busybodies and angry shouts. Police officers, security guards, and government employees call out to each other in panicked voices, waving clipboards and forms at each other, tugging on shirt collars and jamming fingers in faces. The scent of blame is in the air, warring with the natural, earthy tones of sexual tension this warehouse has always held for Bondage.\n \nThis is one hell of a clusterfuck. Time to do what you do best, Bondage... sniff out those clues!\n\n[[Check for clues in the locker that held the nuclear device|Locker]]\n[[Check for clues in the ladies' loo, on the other side of the warehouse|Loo]]

“Sneaking in is our best option”, you say, “But we have to be quiet, Hotsnatch.”\n“Don't worry”, she says, “I'm not usually a screamer.”\nYou nod assent. “Good; they'll never see us coming.”\n \nYou go along the right side of the building to a loading area, located in the back. You count three Rear Guards standing watch, carrying menacing clubs or swinging long strings of heavy looking beads. Motioning for her to follow, you and Hotsnatch scramble over a fence, tip-toeing past the guards. There's a ladder dangling from a nearby fire escape; you and Hotsnatch scale it easily, climbing through an unlocked window. You did it!\n\nYou're standing in an old, dusty staircase; this is not a part of the building that gets a lot of use. Above, you can hear two guards arguing about the size of their clubs. It's clear that they left the window open after sneaking a smoke break on the sly. Taking Hotsnatch's hand, you lead her down, down, down, until the stairs stop at a basement door.\n \n“What are you waiting for?”, Hotsnatch says nervously, “Open it!”\n\n[[Head for the basement!|Villain]]

M(aster) complies, though with much more gusto and verve then the normal policy would call for.\n\nYou've never felt more alive.\n\n[[Leave M(aster)'s office|Door]]

You put the gun away, and walk towards her, hands held up to show that you mean no harm.\n\n"There, there, my darling", you croon, "I would never hurt such a lovely young woman." You pat her on the head, pushing the hair off her face. She's so fragile and pale, but unbelievably beautiful all at once. Now that the desire for spanking has left you (temporarily), you'd fancy a quick cuddle with her. She seems to be calming down.\n\n"That's a good girl. What's your name, love?" \n\nShe sniffles into her sleeve and bites her lip. \n"Ima."\n"I'm a what?"\n"Ima Squirter."\n"... come again?!"\n"Ima Squirter!"\n\nYou are completely speechless, until you see her name-tag, "Ima Squirter, PhD". \n\nShe sniffles again. "I work here as a scientist. That nuclear device was one of my projects; we called it the 'Throbbing Monster'. When I found out it was gone..." her tiny chin starts to quiver, and she takes a shaky breath before continuing, "That thing could vaporize an entire continent, and it's all my fault!"\n\nIma dissolves into frantic tears. You pat her heaving shoulder awkwardly, looking for a handkerchief to offer her. A soft bit of crimson lace on the floor catches your eye, you stoop down to grab it. "Here, darling, you dropped your..."\n\nYour voice trails away when you realize what you've picked up. A pair of lace panties with a hole expertly cut out in the bottom, its edges stiff with dried cherry scented lube. "A.A." is monogrammed across the front in black thread, and a white tag on the back says "A Product Of SINERGY SOLUTIONS"\n\n"Ima", you say urgently, "Can you disarm the nuclear device?"\n"Well, of course I can, but we have no idea who took it!"\n\nYour fist crumples the lingerie.\n\n"These panties could only have come from one place... the Rear Guard of Admiral Anal!"\n\nIma gulped nervously. "You don't mean..."\n\n"Yes," you say, straightening up. "We must crack his defences to probe for your 'Throbbing Monster'!"\n\n[[Go to Admiral Anal's base of power, SINERGY SOLUTIONS!|Headquarters]]

The door opens, a light blinds you.\n\n“Ahhhhh, Mr. Bondage... I thought I'd have you coming sooner then now!”\n\nYou've walked straight into a trap!\n\nRough hands seize you both; to your right, you can hear Hotsnatch screaming.\n\n“Get your hands off of me!"\n"Hotsnatch!”\n\nYou throw a punch, you feel it connect with the taut, fleshy backside of one of the Rear Gaurds. A thick rubber club catches you in the back of your head; stars flash before your eyes as you fall to your knees.\n \nHotsnatch is still screaming, struggling under a pile of Rear Gaurds trying to restrain her.\n\n“0069! Bondage, help!”\n\nAdmiral Anal struts in front of the light, stroking the handlebar mustache that hangs all the way down to his exposed nipples. Tall, dark and menacing, he adjusts the little penis rank buttons on his crimson overcoat in a nervous, excited way. "I've got you now, Bondage!", he cackles, "I always knew I'd get you in the END!" He tips his rubber commander's cap at you in a mocking fashion, causing the butt plug on top to jiggle wildly.\n\nThey throw Hotsnatch down on the floor in front of Admiral Anal. He plants a large combat boot on the small of her back, pinning her down. She screams again. \n\n"Where's the bomb, Anal?!", you scream.\n\nLaughing again, the Admiral gestures with a sweep of his arm. Another light fires up; it's sitting on a pedastel, roughly the size and shape of a football. Flashing lights blink and pulse with an onminous humming sound.\n\n"Bomb? I'm not going to use the device as bomb... when I connect this nuclear power source to my EMP Pulse, it'll destroy every battery in the world!"\n\n"YOU'RE MAD!", Hotsnatch screams, struggling underfoot. Admiral Anal grinds his foot into her back, and she whimpers. You can see his firm buttocks twitching under his skin-tight pleather pants, and it leaves you feeling nauseated.\n\n"MAD, AM I? Would a madman be capable of wrecking ALL THE VIBRATORS IN THE WORLD?!"\n\nYou stare blankly at the Admiral. "Uh, yes. That is exactly what a madman would be capable of. Isn't that the point?"\n\nAdmiral Anal stops, and looks pensive for a moment. "Oh. Well, when you put it that way... THEN YES! I AM MAD! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"\n\nTime's running out, Bondage! WHAT WILL YOU DO?\n\n[[SPANK THEM! SPANK THEM ALL!|Spanking_9]]\n<<if $buttplug == "yes">>[[Whip out your gadget from Q(ueer)!|Ending_1]]<<else>><<if $vibe == "yes">>[[Whip out your gadget from Q(ueer)!|Ending_2]]<<else>><<if $dildo == "yes">>[[Whip out your gadget from Q(ueer)!|Ending_3]]<<else>>Something screwed up, blame Kevin<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>

Q(ueer) is so engrossed in his work that he doesn't even notice you coming in the door. Silently, you close it behind you, and creep up behind him. Pouncing, you clap one hand over his mouth, the other hooking into his belt. With a violent jerk, you pull his body into yours, forcing him to fall against you. Q(ueer) lets out a short, muffled scream.\n\n"Miss me, old boy?", you murmur into his ear before giving it a slight nibble. He shudders in your arms, and then twists to push you away.\n\nLaughing heartily, you hop up on the table to sit and watch him get his bearings back.\n\n"Bondage, you old dog!", he grumbles, straightening his bow tie, "You... you...", he trails off, throwing his hands in the air. You wink at him and laugh together for a time.\n\n"So", Q(ueer) says, catching his breath, "Are you ready to stop fooling around so can we get down to some real business?"\n\n[[Get down to business with Q(ueer)|Business]]\n[[Give Q(ueer) a spanking|Spanking_3]]

Dani LeBlanc

Thumbing the file open, you read the evenly spaced typed words, tongue playing with the corner of your mouth.\n\nM(aster) watches you, transfixed for a moment, then gives a subtle shake of his head, eyes refocusing.\n\n"Bondage, we've got a sticky situation. Somebody has penetrated our tightest security and stolen the biggest nuclear bomb we've got. Someone with that much fire power isn't screwing around, Bondage. They could blow us all before we even knew what was happening."\n\n"You've got to find out who stole the bomb, what they plan on doing with it, and where they're hiding it. Report back to us when you've uncovered the culprit."\n\nYou nod absently while you finish reading the paper. Sliding it back into the folder, you stand up and give it back to M(aster). Your fingers brush his, and the tip of your tongue runs the length of your lips again.\n\nHe gives you an appraising, lingering eye. "Good chap, Bondage. I'll see you upon your return; you're due for your quarterly review, and I've got quite a tongue lashing prepared for you. See Misstress Moaning-Panties on your way out so she can let Q(ueer) know that you're coming"\n\n[[Leave M(aster)'s office|Door]]\n[[Request a spanking before you depart|Spanking]]\n

<<set $buttplug = "yes">>\n\n"Brilliant", says Q(ueer), handing it over. "I'd have chosen the exact same thing for myself."\n\nQ(ueer) blushes again, and fiddles with his bowtie.\n\n"Actually, I personally experimented with that model quite a bit, and... it's... uh... good. It's rather good", he finshed shyly, blushing furiously now.\n\nSetting down your gadget on the table, you give into yourself and spank Q(ueer). He doesn't resist, giving himself over utterly, completely. \n\nHis total submition drives you wild with passion.\n\nLetting yourself out, gadget in hand, you head to the warehouse where they kept the nuclear device.\n\n[[Head to the scene of the crime|Crime]]