I once gave my mum a birthday card that I'd made for her, with a hand-drawn portrait on it.
I only did it because I'd forgotten it was her birthday and didn't have time to go out and buy one.
I'm amazing at holding grudges. My record is 15 years.
When I'm tired, I'll spend conversations just listening for my opportunity to speak rather than what the other person's really saying. It's because I'll be more awake if I know I can talk about something I'm interested in.
I'm so bad with conflict and confrontation I've ended up lying for months to avoid it.
People think I'm a really hard worker, but mainly it's because of how much stress I *say* I'm under.
I genuinely don't care about my job.
I still bite my toenails.
I have never seen The Godfather, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad and The Princess Bride.
I still tell people that I have.
Whenever I'm working at home, 9/10 times I won't even manage to sit at my desk, I'll just be propped up in bed.
I lie. All the time. I've lied a lot to my boyfriend in particular.
I make no effort to get exercise. The only thing keeping me healthy right now is the fact I'm young.
I often pretend to be asleep or not to hear when the phone rings, doorbell rings, or when I can hear someone emptying the dishwasher.
I correct people's grammar. Even when I know it's annoying. I can't bear the idea of things not being done correctly.
I drink milk from the bottle and put it straight back into the fridge all the time.
I assume that, ultimately, I will hurt people I'm in relationships with. Most of the time that seems to be true: I break up with them. I don't know if I do it to prove myself right or to avoid them hurting me first.
I am one of the most stubborn people I know.
I decided I wouldn't like Harry Potter when I was little just to be different, and haven't read any of the books or watched any of the films since then. The more people told me it was great, the harder I pushed back.
I'm incredibly lazy. I would give examples, but that would involve effort.
I judge people incredibly easily, incredibly harshly, and it's really hard to then make me change my mind.
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I have a million and one ways to procrastinate...
I cut my own hair. I like doing it, but I know I'm not good at it. It looks like I have two different hairstyles.
I'm too polite to say anything to anyone's face, but I find the majority of people I meet so boring, and I only pretend to pay attention to them.
I'm really bad at taking care of myself.
I hardly ever ask for help, even when I know I need it.
I only speak to my parents every now and again, not because I don't want to, but because I simply haven't been able to get into a habit of calling them regularly.
If I'm ever asked if I've heard of a person, a place, or a thing, I will almost always say 'yes' and bluff that I do, no matter whether that's true or not. I'm not sure why I do that.