You are standing outside of a bar in a shady neighborhood. You've had a rough day.
[[Go inside]]
[[Keep walking]]You look around the room. You see a seat open at the bar.
[[Sit down]]
[[Go to the bathroom]]
The bartender asks you what you'd like to drink.
[[Just a beer]]
[[Plain vodka]]
You take care of your business, and come back out. The empty seat at the bar is now taken. You:
[[Wait]]
[[Leave]]Suddenly a sketchy looking guy approaches you. He puts a gun to your head.
[[Give him your wallet]]
[[Tell him to fuck off]]He takes your wallet and puts a bullet in your head. Whoops, you're dead. Try again.He laughs... before he puts a bullet in your head and takes your wallet anyway. Whoops, sass will get you nowhere today. You're dead. You should've probably just entered the bar.A pretty girl is smiling at you from across the bar, but she is wearing an engagement ring.
[[You walk over there anyway]]
[[You don't go after women who are taken]]Through your drunken haze you see a pretty girl is smiling at you from across the bar.
[[You go over there]]After a few minutes, another seat opens up. Lucky you.
[[Sit down]]Suddenly a sketchy looking guy approaches you. He puts a gun to your head.
[[Give him your wallet]]
[[Tell him to fuck off]]Her fiancé approaches you and starts getting rowdy, he calls you an asshole and wants to know why you hit on soon to be married women.
[[You lie and say you didn't see the ring, then buy them both a drink]]
[[You say that she was flirting with you, not the other way around]]Your phone is ringing.
[[Answer it]]In your drunken haze, you failed to see her engagement ring. Her fiancé did not fail to see you. You get your ass kicked.
[[Apologize and buy them both a drink]]
[[Tell him that his fiancé is a tramp]]They accept and you
[[Return to your seat]]You get dragged out into the alley behind the bar where you are beaten to death. Whoops, sass will get you nowhere.
PS! Don't drink plain vodka unless you're Russian.They both accept and you
[[Return to your seat]]He calls you an asshole, then they both leave.
[[Return to your seat]]A woman you went on a date with a few weeks ago walks into the bar. She sits down next to you.
[[You buy shots]]
[[You buy her a drink]]It's the woman you had an incredible date with when she was in town on business. She informs you that she just got to town again.
[[You invite her to the bar]]
[[You tell her you're busy]]She arrives 30 minutes later.
[[You buy shots]]
[[You buy her a drink]]She shows up to the bar you're sitting in anyways and sits next to you. You small talk for a while She leaves to go to the ladies room, you notice something in her purse.
[[Look in her purse]]
[[Don't look in her purse]]
You're both getting drunk. She asks you if you'd like to take her home.
[[Hell yeah]]
[[I probably shouldn't]]You're having a great time. When she leaves to go to the ladies room, you notice something in her purse.
[[Look in her purse]]
[[Don't look in her purse]]
You wake up the next morning to an empty bed and a trashed apartment. The woman you went home with is lying dead on the floor.
Next thing you know cops are busting down your door.
Aoch.. Sorry about your luck.
The next morning you wake up alone, but alive.
Congratulations, you survived. You find a complete and detailed report on you with everything including bank statements, credit score and the name of your childhood dog. Along with some other disturbing papers with a well known gang logo on them.
[[You confront her]]
[[You make up an excuse to leave]]She gets defensive and angry that you went through her purse. The argument is getting louder. The bartender tells you that you need to leave or he will call the cops.
[[Leave]]
[[Push your luck]][[Leave]]She returns from the restroom.
[[You buy shots]]
[[You buy her another drink]]You're both getting drunk. She asks if you'd like to take her home.
[[Hell yeah]]
[[I probably shouldn't]]Cops arrive. They arrest you. You spend the night in jail.
But you survived, congratulations!