You usually enter a party and immediately go to pour yourself a drink.
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The first thing you usually do is to try and find someone you know.
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If you can’t, you stand around and wait to be engaged.
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You often don’t like talking to the people whom engage you.
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You normally find them boring.
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You consider yourself the life of the party.
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You would normally rather be talking to someone interesting, like someone in a funky green shirt.
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When the night ends, you often find that you are too drunk.
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Sometimes you think it's because you are a coward.
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You often black out.
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You always eat enough fibre.
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You often find that as you walk you catch whiffs of your personal odour.
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You often are ashamed of how you smell.
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You are sometimes disgusted and confused.
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You remember the last time you had a Number 7 on the Bristol Stool Chart.
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The geraniums are coated phlegmy yellow.
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<div class="a">
Square</div>
Is this a square?
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<div class="a"></div>
Sometimes you realise that you have lost them.
The only recourse in find them through that recess of longing and proto-conscious darkness, is to fixate on a single question.
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<div class="a"></div>
Do you find that you often ponder the meaning of squares?
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<div class="a"></div>
When you find a question upon which to fixate, do find that it stinks of sweat and desperation and smut?
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<div class="a"></div>
Squares are more important that circles.
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<div class="a"></div>
Are you near it?
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<div class="a"></div>
Do you often find that the questions upon which you fixate revolve around a particular person?
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<div class="a"></div>
Do you trust them?
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<div class="a"></div>
You watch too much porn.
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<div class="a"></div>
Sometimes you lay next to a person, you wonder when they will stop breathing.
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<div class="a"></div>
Should you trust them?
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<div class="a"></div>
Others sabotage you.
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<div class="a"></div>
You sabotage others.
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<div class="a"></div>
You sabotage yourself.
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<div class="a"></div>
You most sabotage the person closest to you.
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<div class="a"></div>
You find that you can only see the act of sabotage through the reflective surface of their proximity.
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<div class="a"></div>
You want to stop.
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<div class="a"></div>
Do you think that you should talk to them about sabotage?
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<div class="a"></div>
Do you trust them to tell the truth?
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<div class="a"></div>
They say:
*Agree.*
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<div class="a"></div>
Agree.
They say:
*Agree.*
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<div class="a"></div>
Agree.
Agree.
They say:
*Disagree.*
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<div class="a"></div>
Agree.
Agree.
Disagree.
They say:
*Strongly disagree.*
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<div class="a"></div>
Agree.
Agree.
Disagree.
Strongly disagree.
They say:
*Strongly disagree.*
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<div class="a"></div>
Agree.
Agree.
Disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
They say:
*Strongly disagree*
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<div class="a"></div>
*Agree.
Agree.
Disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
They say:
Strongly disagree.*
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<div class="a"></div>
Agree.
Agree.
Disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
They say:
*Agree.*
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<div class="a"></div>
Was that conversation productive?
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<div class="a"></div>
Did it feel like you were talking to yourself?
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<div class="a">**Agree.
Agree.
Disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
Agree.
Agree.**</div>
You are alone.
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<div class="a">
You are defeated.</div>
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<div class="a">
Does shame bleed into the substrate of mind, eroding your sense of self?
</div>
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<div class="a">
You are nothing.
</div>
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<div class="a">
Are you loved?
</div>
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<div class="a">
Do they laugh behind your back?
</div>
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<div class="a">
Do you wonder why they laugh?
</div>
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<div class="a">
Is it because you are nothing?
</div>
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<div class="a">
Do you believe that you are nothing?
</div>
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<div class="a">
You are alone.
</div>
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<div class="a">
Have you lost control?
</div>
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<div class='a'>Have you ever felt like your parents were not really your parents?</div>
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<div class='a'>Do you sometimes feel that this body was not yours?</div>
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<div class="a">You often wet yourself as a child.
</div>
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<div class="a">
You have many close childhood friends whom you still contact on a regular basis in order to express your desire to share their company over pizza and red cordial.
</div>
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<div class="a">
You always felt loved as a child.
</div>
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<div class="a">
You were loved, but it was a secret.
</div>
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Will you tell them about the secret?
<div class="a">
</div>
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Are you afraid that they will call you dirty again?
<div class="a">
</div>
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Are you afraid they will punish you again?
<div class="a">
</div>
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Are you afraid that they already know?
<div class="a">
</div>
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<div class="a"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 70]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 70]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 70]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 70]]</button></div>You trust too easily.
<div class="a"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 71]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 71]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 71]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 71]]</button></div>People trust too easily.
<div class="a"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 72]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 72]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 72]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 72]]</button></div>Do they trust you too easily?
<div class="a"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 73]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 73]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 73]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 73]]</button></div>You are often taken advantage of.
<div class="a"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 74]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 74]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 74]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 74]]</button></div>Have they done it before?
<div class="a"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 75]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 75]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 75]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 75]]</button></div>Did you like it?
<div class="a"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 76]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 76]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 76]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 76]]</button></div>Did you tell anyone?
<div class="a"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 77]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 77]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 77]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 77]]</button></div>Can you remember why you liked it?
It is too difficult.
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You want to continue.
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You find that consciousness always comes slowly after waking.
<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 80]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 80]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 80]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 80]]</button><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 81]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 81]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 81]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 81]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">Home is a safe place.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 82]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 82]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 82]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 82]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">You are always tired.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 83.1]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 83.1]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 83.1]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 83.1]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">Do you ever leave the front door unlocked?</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 84]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 84]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 84]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 84]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">Do you jump at familiar sounds, like someone calling your name?</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 85]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 85]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 85]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 85]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">Sometimes when a person comes up behind you, it frightens you.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 86]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 86]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 86]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 86]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">Their voice frighten you.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 87]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 87]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 87]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 87]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">Their smell frightens you.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 88]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 88]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 88]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 88]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">They smell so familiar. </dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 89]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 89]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 89]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 89]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">They sound so familiar. </dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 90]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 90]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 90]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 90]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b"> Their voices are ecstasy.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 91]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 91]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 91]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 91]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">You go upstairs.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 92]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 92]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 92]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 92]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">Why do you trust to easily?</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 93]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 93]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 93]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 93]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">You hurt those you love.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 94]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 94]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 94]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 94]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">They hurt you.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 95]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 95]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 95]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 95]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">They go upstairs.</dvi><div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 96]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 96]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 96]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 96]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">*Please, I'm sorry. I promise. I'll never do it again.*</dvi>
[[ *Please.* |Untitled Passage 97]]
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[[*Please.*|Untitled Passage 101]]
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[[Please.|Untitled Passage 102]]*
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[[Please.|Untitled Passage 103]]*
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[[Pleas|Untitled Passage 104]]
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<span class='red'>[[You are alone.|Untitled Passage 108]]
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Do they laugh behind your back?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 54]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 54]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 53.3.3]]</button>
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Do they laugh behind your back?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 54]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 54]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 53.2.2]]</button>
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Do you wonder why they laugh?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 55]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 54.2.2]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 55]]</button>
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Do you wonder why they laugh?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 55]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 54.1.1]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 55]]</button>
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You are nothing.
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 52]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 52]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 51.3.3]]</button>
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You are nothing.
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 52]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 52]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 51.2.2]]</button>
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Are you loved?
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<button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 52.2.2]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 53]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 53]]</button>
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Are you loved?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 52.1.1]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 53]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 53]]</button>
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You are nothing.
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 52]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 52]]</button>
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You are nothing.
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 52]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 52]]</button>
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Are you loved?
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<button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 53]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 53]]</button>
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Are you loved?
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<button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 53]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 53]]</button>
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Do they laugh behind your back?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 54]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 54]]</button>
<div class="a">
Do they laugh behind your back?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 54]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 54]]</button>
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Do you wonder why they laugh?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 55]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 55]]</button>
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Do you wonder why they laugh?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 55]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 55]]</button>
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Is it because you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 56]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 56]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 56.2.2]]</button>
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Is it because you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 56]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 56]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 56.1.1]]</button>
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Is it because you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ Agree |Untitled Passage 56.2.2.3]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 56]]</button>
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Is it because you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 56.2.2.3]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 56]]</button>
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Is it because you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 56]]</button>
Do you often find that confusion and pain often abstract from form, causing the world to sway?
<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 19]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 19]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 19]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 19]]</button>
<div class="b"><button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 83]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 83]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 83]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 83]]</button></div>
<div class="a"></div> <div class="b">Do you leave a light on when you go out at night?</dvi>
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[[GUSTAVOS PERSONALITY TEST|Start 1]]
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Aleks Vujicic
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Do you believe that you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 57]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 57.1.1]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 57.2.1]]</button>
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Do you believe that you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 57]]</button> <button class="button">[[ disagree |Untitled Passage 57.2.1]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 56.3.3]]</button>
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Do you believe that you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 57]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 57.1]]</button> <button class="button">[[ strongly disagree |Untitled Passage 56.3.3]]</button>
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Do you believe that you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 57]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 57.1.1]]</button>
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Do you believe that you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 57]]</button>
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Do you believe that you are nothing?
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<button class="button">[[ strongly agree |Untitled Passage 57]]</button> <button class="button">[[ agree |Untitled Passage 57.1.1]]</button>